The Tale of the Lost Keys

I have a history of being a bit of an airhead.

It started in junior high, most notably when I dropped a TV on my head. It really wasn’t my fault. It was perched on our fridge and had shimmied its way to the edge one day. When I opened the door … kaboom. Being a teenage girl, I was on the phone … I haven’t seen my friend Jimmy in ages, but I bet he’d still razz me about it to this day.

Some of you may recall the most recent episode … getting completely lost in the subdivision across the street.

I’ve definitely topped it with tonight’s incident … my keys have been missing for two days. I’d looked high and low and was perplexed about where they could be. Found them a few minutes ago when … I turned on the garbage disposal. Yes, my keys were in the kitchen sink drain. Luckily, they aren’t too mangled, and even more magically, the remote still works after getting soaked a few times.

Really? I’m even asking myself. How is that even possible? I guess anything’s possible when you’re a bit of an airhead.

2 Responses to “The Tale of the Lost Keys”

  1. Keith Says:

    OK, I can’t even make up a scenario of why your keys would be in the garbage disposal. I just leave this advice: don’t sink and drive.

  2. Amber Says:

    If my most creative friend can’t make up a scenario … I am definitely in trouble. Who the heck even knows!