Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner …
Sunday, December 6th, 2009… unless they bought a big-ass ottoman and “baby” won’t fit in the middle of the tiny living room any more.
I put my Christmas tree (a.k.a. “baby” for the purposes of this post only) in its regular center-of-the-picture-window spot and had planned to put the ottoman somewhere else. But then I remembered that I live in a really small house and there really isn’t anywhere else available. The ottoman is also big-ass enough that it won’t safely make it down the steps, and I’d much rather put “baby” in the corner than scrape my windows every morning, which is what would happen if I replace my car with the ottoman in my miniscule garage.
So I dragged poor “baby” to the corner. It looks pretty good from the inside, and not too bad from the street. (Yes, I’m anal … I typically take an outside peek a few times in the tree-trimming process to make sure it’s centered and the garland and ornaments look ok.)
Now, if only my “Johnny” would magically appear for a kiss under the mistletoe and some dirty dancing. Instead, I’ll settle for one of my favorite holiday activities, turning off the lamps, lighting a few candles and admiring the gorgeous tree with a glass of wine or Bailey’s and decaf.



